AKA, The Longest Blog Title EVER. It occurred to me the other day that there were some stories that I didn’t blog from my time on the boat, or from general life, for various reasons.
Some of these are stories that are just hard to explain through words; others, were too nerve-wracking and I didn’t want to worry my parents until I was home (I played it down, you know, like, I almost fell off of the boat today. But I’m okay! How was your day? That type of thing).
So I thought I would share 20 of my favorite stories and/or revelations about my time on the boat, in short form, with you today. For the full story, complete with voice inflection and hand gestures, ask me in person and I’ll be happy to entertain you 🙂
1). I almost fell off of the boat one time.
2). Crap! It happened again! Only from the deck, and a wave was involved.
3). Ugh, it smells like fish. I guess that could be because of the fishing boats.
4). Why are sea lions so annoying?
5). Crab pots everywhere!
6). One time, I was supposed to get off the boat for a sail off, and I just fell asleep on my bunk.
7). I loved the mizzen on Chiefy. It was my favorite sail to furl, and I got fairly good at it (at least, I was told to teach someone else how to do it, so I had to be at least proficient).
8). I worked on a historic tallship, and would go to museums on my days off. And Starbucks’ and bookstores.
9). I brought 7 books on the boat, and came back with more.
10). I only got seasick on the boat after my uncle died, and anytime I ate fresh fruit before a transit.
11). Sailing reminded me of the power and majesty of God. He can calm the sea, which could easily kill me, and He still loves me.
12). The garbage pile at the Army Corp Dock in the Bay reminded me that sometimes I really hate people.
13). No books with large sharks or monsters for me; I only read books about catastrophes occurring on land while at sea, thank you very much.
14). What is this Doctor Who show you people watch?
15). Well, thank goodness we’re near the Coast Guard Station.
16). No, I am not going to let you 5th graders walk the plank.
17). Oh my gosh, someone was almost squashed!
18). Tango, it happened again; different person, same spot.
19). We just pulled ourselves to the dock. Because upper body strength and engine trouble.
20). Well, hello, bottom of the Golden Gate Bridge.
Bonus: No, the Korean War did not happen in 1776.